Italian Homemade Bread

by EB
(Melbourne, Australia)

Everyone loves homemade and fresh bread and everyone seems to love using Italian or French names for bread, it probably gives "added value"...

So, long story short... One day I'm walking with my boyfriend when we see this beautiful bakery with beautiful loaves of bread and pastries on the window. We are tempted to go in when we read the name they put on a roll: "Pene di casa".

Trust me, a vowel makes the difference in Italian as what they really wrote was "Homemade penis" instead of "Homemade bread" which is "pane di casa". Of course, we went somewhere else and of course I took a picture of it which unfortunately was too blurred to post.